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In a shocking announcement released earlier this week, two of the main OHRRPGCE fan sites, OHRRPGCE.com and CastleParadox.com have merged. What does this mean for the community? How are the benefits going to trickle down to the masses? Promised by Fyrewulff, CEO of OHRRPGCE.com, are things such as a stronger community base and a more complete library of OHR related downloads. ChaosNyte, one of the leading chairmen of CastleParadox.com, says that we should expect world peace, and Christmas joy for everyone.
What's more shocking than these 2 supposed "rivals" merging, is the fact that, in the process, they managed to give birth to a small baby boy, a bag of doritoes, and a dead ficus plant. As for names, Fyrewulff could not be reached for comment, but Chaosnyte simply said, "Frankly, I've already got an uncle named Harry, and I wouldn't wish the name Harry Duff on anyone else in the family."
So far, all is well with the mismatched triplets, and things are expected to progress nicely for the 2 megaconglomorates on their honeymoon. In the meantime, however, rumors are surfacing that Chaosnyte will make a bad parent to the triplets. When questioned about parenting habits, Chaosnyte responded with shrugs and a general aura of negligence. Perhaps this means he will be a negligent parent. No one knows for certain, but all this reporter can do is speculate.
BS:OHR, however, will let you know as soon as humanly possible if, and when, the children are taken from their abusive, alcoholic father and are put up for adoption.
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