It was tough work deciding on what issue title to chose from, because there were so many to chose from!

Fyre Fighting: only You can prevent Faggoty Fyres

Everyone should have a Fyre detector

You're Fyred

Fyre Escape

Don't play with Fyre

Most flame wars begin from a small Fyre

In Case of Fyre, Bust Ass

No Open Fyre Near Object

Don't be a Kidder, Stamp Out Fyres.