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In a move shocking the entire music community of OHR, Fyrewulff, aka Mike Kidder, writes a piece entitled "Fyrewulff's 5th Symphony". His new orchestration has been critiqued as "quite moving, and emotionally stunning." This new work, spanning numerous pages of scoring and instruments, is slated to be played repeteadly throughout the next several years by famous orchestras such as the New York Philharmonic, and even the Boston Pops orchestra. One would think that Fyre will be a multimillionare in the next several months, but such is not the case, until one tiny matter is settled.
Some musicians are challenging this work saying that it "sounds precisely like Beethoven's 5th Symphony. In fact, I think the bastard downright ripped it off, and claimed the rights." Results are pending in a hyper-analysis by the nation's top doctors, but until things are proven, all the public can do is speculate.
When reached for comment, Fyrewulff simply said things such as, "Maybe YOU stole it," "More like your mom is a hosebag," and "Shut up and go make your games, guys. Geez. I'm sick of you all picking on me for virtually no reason." Any further attempts to get answers was responded to with nothing but silence, and the occasional, "I'm looking at my watch now which symbolizes me counting down you all wasting time dwelling on these potentially serious issues when you should be making your games."
On an unrelated note, I'd like to say that, even IF SOJ2 ends up being the best game in OHR history, big fucking deal. Congrats, Fyre, you'll have the best game in OHR history, and we'll all have lives and girlfriends.
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